Friday, 3 July 2020

FFS Friday - Where The Field?

Hello and welcome to my Friday whinge. How are you all? I hope you've had a good week.
Our week has been pretty good. Chai has eased up on the torture and things have been quite peaceful.

The BIL is now on his way here. Tiger is thinking that it'll take him a week to get here (meaning he'll be here mid next week). I think he'll be here today or tomorrow. FML.

He travelled half the distance in his first day and told his parents he wants to get here asap. FFS.

I'm filled with dread. Hoping for the best but expecting the worst. Let's hope it's not as bad as I imagine it's going to be.

Do you ever wonder WTF is wrong with people? 
I do. 
Thanks to the corona virus outbreak in Victoria, people in my town have started hoarding toilet paper again. WTF?  

Why? We are in regional Western Australia. There are very few covid cases here. We don't have an outbreak. Victorian people can't come to WA, we aren't at risk, so why the fuck are people hoarding toilet paper again? 

Why did they start hoarding it in the first place? Covid doesn't give you gastro, it's not a stomach bug. I just don't understand. Stockpiling food I understand, but not loo rolls, that's just stupid. 

Silly me didn't realise that I needed to keep up with my loo paper, so when we were nearly out and I went to replenish I got a rude shock to see that the shelves were bare.

The stupid thing is that the silly hoarders force us all to buy more than we need just in case they start hoarding again and we can't buy dunny roll. FFS.

From now on I'm going to buy loo paper every few weeks, just so that we don't run out. How ridiculous. 

The other thing I really want to know is, what are they doing with all the loo paper they hoarded? Surely the people who hoarded it during the first wave of idiocy have still got plenty left, so why are they hoarding again? Or are they not hoarding and have another load of people gone crazy and decided to start hoarding? 

Maybe they take it in turns hoarding? 

I've got a good idea. They could assign everyone a number and when it's your turn you can buy dunny rolls then you can't buy it again till your turn comes round a few weeks later. Sort of like sprinkler days except for loo paper. It could be based on your house number like watering days are, so you'd just show your license and they'd let you buy toilet tissue.

I'm full of good ideas.


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