Behold all of my eyeliners:
Music, I see your fifteen eyeliners and present to you my forty six eyeliners.
And now for the lip balms:
I really don't know what to say about the lip balms. They speak for themselves. Although I have to admit that's not all of them. I have them stashed all over the house, in my handbag and at work. I couldn't be bothered gathering them all up though. I'd say I have at least another twenty stashed around the place.
Atfer I'd written this post, this is what arrived in the mail:
And now the torture begins.